Coulda been the Whisky
Mighta been the Gin
Coulda have been the 3 or 4 six packs
I don't know but look at the mess I'm in
My heads like a football
I think I'm gunna die!
Tellin me oh me oh my
Wasn't that a party!

Someone took the grapefruit
And wore it like a hat
I saw someone under my kitchen table
Talkin to my old tom cat
They were talkin 'bout hockey
The cat was talkin back!
I longed about the bed
And everything went black
Oh wasn't that a party!

I'm sure it's just my memory
Playin tricks on me
But I thought I saw my buddy
Cutting down my neighbors tree

Coulda been the Whisky
Mighta been the Gin
Coulda have been the 3 or 4 six packs
I don't know but look at the mess I'm in
My heads like a football
I think I'm gunna die!
Tellin me oh me oh my
Wasn't that a party!

Billy Joe and Tommy
Well they went a little far
They were sitting in the backyard
Pulling on the sirens from
Sombodys police car

So you see your honor
It was all in fun
A little bit of drag meet down on
Main street boys just to
See if the cops could run
Well they brought us in to see you
In a alcoholic haze
I should have just used those 30 days
To recover from the party

Coulda been the Whisky
Mighta been the Gin
Coulda have been the 3 or 4 six packs
I don't know but look at the mess I'm in
My heads like a football
I think I'm gunna die!
Tellin me oh me oh my
Wasn't that a party!

Coulda been the Whisky
Mighta been the Gin
Coulda have been the 3 or 4 six packs
I don't know but look at the mess I'm in
My heads like a football
I think I'm gunna die!
Tellin me oh me oh my
Wasn't that a party!

Wasn't that a party!
Wasn't that a party!
Wasn't that a party!
Wasn't that a party!
What a party!